the-brit-hit:

Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”

Primary test results:image

slenderlock:

Problems:

  1. I want this story to be written
  2. I don’t want this story to be written by anyone but me
  3. I don’t want to write this story

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

i-literally-cant-with-the-feels:

villainsbar:

Their contests usually don’t end very well

omg

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

image

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

ifyouevercameback:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

unpresentable:

unpresentable:

Who else in here forget whatever you need to do when you’re on Tumblr

image

nado-hunter:

無題
Pixiv ID: 8207575Member: 月瓏

~permission to upload this was graciously given by the artist~

nado-hunter:

無題
Pixiv ID: 8207575
Member: 月瓏
~permission to upload this was graciously given by the artist~

Some legends are told
Some turn to dust or to gold
But you will remember me
Remember me for centuries

frankenpeters:

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

basically yes

frankenpeters:

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

basically yes

whenever i try and learn something new
me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: it is because I am a failure
me: everything I touch dies

sighquil:

blastortoise:

Death by beyblades

Let it r.i.p.