trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

communistbakery:

baby got back! baby got arms… yep two legs… yea that’s a full body congratulations ma’am you have a fully developed baby

mcish:

"the beatles were the best band to ever live" 

lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though? 

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

silversarcasm:

*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*

fartgallery:

To do list:

1. 10pc mcnuggets

2. Large fries

3. Fountain drink 16oz

4. This is actually a receipt from mcdonalds

yungdiane:

"so why do you want the job?"

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tulipsandtourniquets:

Headcanon: When Germany placed an electric fence to cut off trade from Netherlands to Belgium, it still didn’t break the sibling’s wills. Every night, Belgium, Luxembourg and Netherlands would bypass the guard patrols just to see each other, if only for a few minutes. More than once, Netherlands accidentally electrocuted himself in attempt to reach through the fence just to touch his brother and sister.

headcanons-of-a-hetalia-variety:

Never try and tell Denmark Mermaids don’t exist. 

aphtextsfromnordics:

In which Sweden and Iceland denied the ending of the anime as much as I did.

aphtextsfromnordics:

Norway had to drag Denmark out of the office in front of some very concerned people.

clrama:

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rlyhigh:

i want to sit with you in my arms and just talk for a while